Djembin

The aura containing a mixture of British stoicism and complete lack of invigorance to engage in any unnecessary human interaction that is usually experienced on the suburban trains.

The set of metrics designed to make it very graphic to you just how much time you have wasted on Twitter.

Oh what a life for a cat, He eats, and he sleeps, and that's that, You might think it's boring, but you know when you're snoring The time, it goes by like a flash. Oh, what a life for a cat.

A great way to see the effects of an A-Z index during testing.

The hole in the sofa that indicates you need to go outside and take a walk.

Undefined beings. Those that are never seen. e.g. "The next station is Worplesdon. Home to nobody, and the Worples of Worplesdon."

The type of person that decides to buy a ukulele.